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Lagi-lagi Guyonan Gus Dur


Siapa yang tidak kenal dengan Fidel Castro. Presiden Kuba itu begitu kharismatik, bahkan di luar Kuba. Nah, pengen tahu guyonan Gus Dur ketika berkunjung ke Kuba? Ikuti saja ceritanya....

 Gus Dur bercerita bahwa ada tiga orang tahanan yang berada dalam satu sel, dan masing-masing memberitahu sejarah mengapa mereka sampai ke sel tersebut. 

 Tahanan 1: saya dipenjara karena saya anti dengan Che Guevara (pemimpin perjuangan kaum sosialis di Kuba)

 Tahanan 2: Wah, saya justru dipenjara karena saya pengikut Che Guevara. Dasar kamu #*(#*$&#(*#$&#(@*#

 Keduanya kemudian terlibat adu mulut dalam waktu yang cukup lama... Lalu kemudian berhenti karena ingat masih ada tahanan ketiga yang belum bercerita. Mereka kemudian bertanya pada tahanan itu.

 Tahanan 3 kemudian menjawab pelan-pelan: Saya ditahan karena saya Che Guevara
Dan Fidel Castro pun tertawa terbahak-bahak mendengar guyonan Gus Dur tersebut .

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