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Gas meledak VS Bom Meledak

Kira-kira, beginilah perbedaan antara jika yang meledak adalah gas dengan yang meledak dengan yang jika yang meledak adalah bom.

Gas meledak
- yang jadi korban orang kecil, jadi paling cuma jadi berita sehari saja, itupun paling di beberapa media.

Bom meledak
- yang jadi korban orang sipil plus orang bule. Karena ada orang bulenya, maka akan jadi berita besar, bahkan berita internasional.

Gas meledak
- yang komentar cuma pembawa berita dan reporter, paling banter polisi dan tetangga tetangga atau pemilik rumah (jika masih hidup)

Bom meledak
- siapa aja komentar, dari orang kecil sampai orang besar: presiden, tokoh politik, pembawa berita, reporter, kedutaan, presiden luar negeri, bahkan pedagang belalang goreng di angkringan pun segera komentar

Gas meledak
- gak ada pengaruhnya apa-apa

Bom meledak
- rupiah segera anjlok, segera ada travel warning

Gas meledak
- tidak ada yang disalahkan

Bom meledak
- teroris (sebutan lain untuk umat islam) segera jadi kambing hitam (padahal kambing tetangga saya yang bulunya hitam aja ndak disalah-salahin)

Gas meledak
- apa lagi

Bom meledak
- apa lagi

Piis....
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