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Ealah….

Saking bingungnya cari kerja, seorang alumni ITB menerima tawaran untuk jadi monyet-monyetan di kebun raya bogor.

Ketika hari pertama dia bekerja, dia didandani sangat mirip monyet, sehingga tidak ada satupun pengunjung yang menyadari bahwa monyet yang mereka lihat ternyata monyet-monyetan. Mereka bersorak sorai karena monyetnya sangat pandai. Ya, maklum, alumni ITB. :D

Saat itu, ada satu orang pengunjung yang melemparinya kacang. Sekuat tenaga dia coba tangkap kacang itu. Dan, ketika dia mengejar kacang itu, dia terpeleset dan jatuh ke sebuah kolam.

Dia panik, karena dia tidak bisa berenang, ditambah dengan bajunya yang menyerap air yang menyebabkan dirinya makin tenggelam. Dan, dirinya makin panik karena ternyata di kolam itu ada buaya yang mendekatinya.

Berbagai doa sudah dia panjatkan, karena dia berpikir bahwa saat itu kematiannya sudah datang. Akan tetapi, tiba-tiba ketika buaya tersebut mendekat dan membuka mulutnya, terdengar suara yang membuatnya kaget: "Santai mas, aku dari UI".

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